The Drunken Irishman

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2003-12-06T13:20:00.000-07:00

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2003-11-27T17:39:00.000-07:00

i just got this spam, and it made me laugh...

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it is like pizza (eating food)
so lick the poody
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i wish i could relate to you how hard i am laughing right now. (p.s.---HARD)

links and idiotic goodies courtesy of your friendly neighborhood drunken irishman

2003-11-26T02:15:00.000-07:00

go check out steakandcheese. i've been into the site for a couple of years, it's always good to kill time looking at the pretty pictures. also, i just lied, most of the pictures aren't pretty. some of them are hilarious. like this one.

i don't know what they sell here, but, you know...i'll take some.

this is in my favorites. my god. i can't believe that on one hand, i'm a total dork, but on the other hand, i'm a red-hot irish charm-the-pants-off-ya kinda guy. but back on the one hand, since i drive a mustang i find it necessary to buy all sorts of little toy mustangs. i race them on the floor! vroom!

i think there might be an article here somewhere, but i know for a fact that there's mulitple pictures of britney spear's tits

now this, this is fucked up right here. i'm such a sucker for shit like this, even though it's the most outrageous sounding story, my first instinct as a sci-fi nerd is to wanna believe it.

dude. this is hard.

thanks to anomalies-unlimited for the last few links. good stuff.

this is a neat little program that you stare at for twenty, thirty seconds, then you look at a wall and it breathes and pulses. just like being on acid, except way cheaper and much less likely to result in you talking to a stop sign. plus you might barf! awesome!

fleshbot has lots of quality pictures of women without their clothes, like this one of wedensday addam's supple little boobies.

*sigh* don't i wish.

well hello, there....

that's it for me folks...i'm calling it a night. chew on them links till mornin.

ever played oregon trail on the computer?

2003-11-26T01:12:00.000-07:00

then you'll no doubt be touched by this story, courtesy of asgoodasnews.com

home....home of many home-like comforts

2003-11-26T01:03:00.000-07:00

like frozen pizza and rocking tubes from my number one super bong, frodo bongins. and blogging with one of the greatest albums in rock (rawk!) history, and that of course is Hysteria, by Def Leppard

i'm sure you all know this, but their drummer, rick, only has one arm. think about that for a second. one arm. and he still plays hard, and right on fucking time. that guy deserves the iron balls award. so, anyway, def leppard rules.

and it's not like he was born with one arm and was used to it his whole life, he wrecked his car (corvette?) and lost the arm after pyromania came out. speaking of pyromania...

it rules too.

4:30

2003-11-25T16:34:00.000-07:00

gotta go to work.

fuck.

oh well, i'm officially on thanksgiving break. kickass!

onion update

2003-11-25T16:32:00.000-07:00

i've just been informed that the onion has it's new edition online. check it.

MASSIVE LAYOUT CHANGE

2003-11-25T16:25:00.000-07:00

aww, sweet. thanks to noids at blogskins.com for the kick ass template

THE MOST BAD ASS FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM EVER

2003-11-25T15:37:00.000-07:00

well, not really. i'm 5-7 this season, but i just completely reworked my team yesterday. out with the crap, in with the gold. i'm gonna smash anything in my path now.

BEHOLD THE POO SHENANIGANS

viva la brazil

2003-11-25T15:33:00.000-07:00

and viva their hot, hot naked soccer team too. god, i think all women's soccer teams should be this hot and naked. then maybe americans would be into soccer.

applebottoms

2003-11-25T15:21:00.000-07:00

booty call!

aww, okay, here's some naked ladies

2003-11-25T15:10:00.000-07:00

http://www.bikinipage1.com/t03/rhiannon01/r07.htm

http://www.softtease.com/redhead/0311/11/p1gd4.html

http://www.teenminx.com/rr031106/fhwl.html

http://www.adult-stories.ws/11sigma10.html

tee hee!

2003-11-25T15:05:00.000-07:00

airtoons is always a good way to get your chuckle on

check this out

2003-11-25T15:01:00.000-07:00

so, i'm gonna start a university of montana mustang club, and i've been throwing around logo ideas for tshirts and stickers and such. this is one. this is another.

in case you wanted to beat me up sometime

2003-11-25T14:28:00.000-07:00

here's a little gallery i made up my legions of loyal fans could see how ugly i am.

oh, it's good to be me

2003-11-25T14:01:00.000-07:00

check out what i'm doing in july! haw haw haw! guess who's going to ireland?

80s commercials rule

2003-11-25T13:15:00.000-07:00

*snort* remember when this was cutting edge?

or this?

aww yeah, this one's for me

here's another one of my favorites

how was i ever into this stuff? i totally remember eating it, but in the commercial, it looks like shit. oh well, at least the boxes had bitchin masks on the back.

here's where i got all those commercials.

here's an archive of the hilarious sportscenter commercials.

finally, an 80s show made into a game that actually looks good

2003-11-25T12:47:00.000-07:00

yes yes my friends, battlestar galactica is now a sweet game for your console or pc. unlike some of my other favorite 80s shows made into games (dukes, in particular), it's not gonna suck. anyway, check out the trailer.

a pooload of links for my loyal reader

2003-11-25T12:39:00.000-07:00

the simpsons alphabet

please, for the love of god, someone buy me this or this

i'd also take this one

here's a super funny video of britney freaking out during an interview and breaking down into tears. haw haw! go cry home to mommy, you big baby! haw haw! i gotta give gorillamask the credit for pointing me to that video. gorillamask rules. the magic johnson of blogs, yo. dig it.

fire horse graphics has some sweet custom vinyl decals for the number one super car of all time

these are some fucking sick ass rims. i don't think they'd look good on the mustang, but still...somebody should put these on a new z, or the new rx8

who knew? there's a third olson twi--triplet!

this article really hits home with me. more than anyone will ever know.

i feel this guys's pain. i too, know what it's like to be cursed with a naked lady fetish.

aw hell, this could get way too long if i keep on like i am, so just visit the onion archives
and check the onion itself out, new issues most every wedensday

filmforce has good upcoming movie info

so does corona's coming attractions

here's to all you fellow star wars nerds out there...the one, the only, theforce.net

go here and watch the new clone wars cartoon shorts. they're actually quite good. i was worried, but the few i've seen
have been super cool.

dancing meatwad. the loveable little scamp from the aqua teen hunger force.

man. i love adult swim. check the adult swim disco party!

i know it's a plymouth, but check it out! birdman is brilliant, by the way. all the non-anime stuff on adult swim is. i hate anime.

as cool as this is, it's not worth forty fucking thousand dollars.

now, for only one hundred thousand dollars, your room can look just like dexter's laboratory. only without all the useful gagetry. or, you could have the powerpuff girl's room. it's even less useful, and way more pink. hrgh.

buy me this. please. it's not much. come on. site donation, site donation!

okay...that oughtta keep you busy for a while

a favorite

2003-11-25T05:06:00.000-07:00

tardblog

this is good internet

2003-11-25T04:54:00.000-07:00

poprocks and coke

this is a little wierd

2003-11-25T02:51:00.000-07:00

check this out

a britney look alike. fellas, for a good time, before you look at this, pull your penis out and stroke it. then look at the pictures. scroll down. keep stroking. scroll down. stroking....scrolling.....stroking....you'll know when to stop.

after you're done feeling really wierd and dirty, send that link to a friend, and make them inadvertantly masturbate to pictures of men in drag. it might make you feel better about what you've done.

this is too good to be true

2003-11-25T02:45:00.000-07:00

make sure to visit http://www.richardhead.com for all your real estate needs.

i heard the guy is a real dickhead, though.

*snort*

get it? richard head? dickhead?

think anybody made fun of his name when he was little?

hey nelly, i found your miss applebottoms

2003-11-18T05:14:00.000-07:00

holy shit, look at her. that's the fucking definition of applebottom. just look at it!

the ultimate hookup

2003-11-18T05:08:00.000-07:00

www.blogspot.com

they make all this insanity possible, plus it's free. and, it's super easy, and everybody should have their own blog named after a horrible ethnic stereotype. it's fun! whee!

umm...this is, uh....yes. hot as hell. yes. and it's just a wall! but still! whee!

blogging rules!

mmmm....that's the stuff right there

2003-11-18T04:24:00.000-07:00

i love this gallery. i save the pics from it every time i come across it. i dunno, maybe it's the total see-through sweater, or her beautiful eyes...also, she shows you her little hoo-hoo. and that's to be commended.

homeboys...

2003-11-18T03:06:00.000-07:00

lemme tell ya folks...it's good to have friends.

and i mean friends, not just people who hang out with you cause you can get wicked good drugs or whatever...

i dunno, i kind feel cheesy saying this type of thing out loud, so i'll do it here....

JIZZLE---you're my boy. my dog. my friend. things will work out for ya, cause you're the kind of person that things want to work out for. don't sweat the present. don't dwell on the past. rock your future. you're bigger than them, you're better than them.

YES YOU ARE.

and you're my bro. i hope you know that, dude....

PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE!!!

2003-11-18T00:05:00.000-07:00

see if this gets me some hits...

this band is the best in the universe

2003-11-18T00:00:00.000-07:00

dropkick murphys

the dropkick is celtic punk. with bagpipes and all that. fucking rules.

2003-11-17T23:36:00.000-07:00

MISSOULA REPRESENT, MOTHAFUCKA!!

2003-11-17T15:21:00.000-07:00

also, get off your collective lazy ass and vote for monte for mascot of the year. my boy (bear) monte won last year, and if you've ever seen the guy perform, you know he deserves it. monte makes other mascots look like shit.

sorry, other mascots!

but it's true. monte rocks.

2003-11-17T15:06:00.000-07:00

congrats to my boy larry, who i hear has someone besides spider one to put his penis inside.

jokes aside...the guy is awesome and deserves someone who isn't psycho. we did that psycho thing already. maybe i can get larry to tell you all about it.

in the meantime, check out the best fucking college football team ever ever.

2003-11-17T14:59:00.000-07:00

my happy family

that's right. i drive a mustang.

yeah.

i know.

it's badass, huh?

yeah.

2003-11-17T14:47:00.000-07:00

quick shout out to my boys at the irish pub...aj, aaron, uriah, brandon...all you fuckers. i love you guys.

2003-11-17T14:46:00.000-07:00

i was watching the search for miss applebottoms on tv today. in honor of nelly and all his mad pimping ways, even though i heard the show he did in missoula sucked, here's a couple beautiful booty galleries. huzzah!

http://www.dailycuties.com/butts/0311/16/p1g16.html

http://hotbusty.com/gals/bbworldwide/kelly-white/large.html

http://www.jackonthebox.com/adult/1021/amateurabd.html

2003-11-17T14:10:00.000-07:00

while this is on my mind, i just wanna give a huge shoutout to my big brother sean. he's the bomb. he used to kick my ass when we were kids, and when we played indiana jones i always had to be the nazi, but i love the hell out of the guy, and he's a fucking model human being. also, he made me touch the cigarette lighter in the car when i was three, and i burned the shit out of my finger. and when i got the g.i. joe aircraft carrier for christmas, he put it together for me, which pissed me off at the time, but in retrospect, i would have fucked it all up if i would have put it together. i'm like that. anyways, my brother is a professor, the smartest guy i know, and one of my best friends.

sean, you fucking rock.

2003-11-17T02:42:00.000-07:00

here's a good story...

when i was a freshman in college at the evergreen state college, in olympia washington, the sno-core tour came to town. it was awesome. i was there with my best friend mikey (who now graduated to the moniker "big larry") and i don't quite remember, but i would bet we were drinking. and getting high. anyway, we were fucked up and surly when the first band started playing. it was powerman 5000. i had no idea who they were at the time. no idea that the lead singer is rob zombie's little brother. anyway, i guess this was before they could really play their instruments or whatever, cause they were sucking. and my boy mikey...when you're at a concert and it get's quiet for a second and you hear that one guy yell out something idiotic? yeah. that's mikey. my boy. anyway, in true mikey fashion, at one of those rare moments i've just described, yelled out something to the effect of "you suck, and you should go home" i don't really remember what mikey said. what i do remember, however, is that spider one, lead singer of powerman 5000 and little brother to rob zombie, leaned all close to the mic, closed his eyes, and said "well, why don't you come up here, and fuck me in the ass?"

what?!?

was that a threat or something? how not-hardcore sounding. i mean, if he would have threatened to fuck mikey's ass, that's one thing. i'm very familiar with threatening to place objects in one's butthole. i do it all the time at work. but taking the time out of a rock concert, in front of thousands of now-silent stoners, and flat out offering up that ass to a random heckler? what a turd. i still have yet to hear better stage-to-crowd banter.

2003-11-17T02:24:00.000-07:00

while i'm thinking about it, check out the onion, if you haven't already. for those in the know, the onion is some of the most brilliantly written humor avaliable, and for those of you who haven't been there, i personally promise you'll laugh out loud at least once.

also avaliable:

the toque --pretty much canada's version of the onion.

this guy runs our country. what the fuck?

cartoons rule harder now than ever. sealab 2021 is just out of control.

the best show ever on televison, EVER, is now avaliable on dvd. get that shit.

2003-11-17T01:46:00.000-07:00

check out gorillamask. i think it's down now but keep checking, cause the mask is fucking hilarious.

2003-11-17T01:41:00.000-07:00

things i fucking love

the 80s. movies and music achieved a pinnacle in the eighties, never again to be matched. come on, a decade that brought you ferris bueller and def leppard? it just does not get better than that.

also, miami vice was on.

the new york mets.

yeah, that new york team. i like them cause they suck. see, when the team you like wins all the time (yankees, braves, lakers, etc.) then it's no fun to have them as "your team" cause everywhere you look there's some idiot with their hat on. i like teams that suck. the mets, and the new orleans saints. i'm also a lakers fan, but that's cause of magic johnson and james worthy and byron scott and fucking michael cooper, not date-rape bryant and shaq.

limpbizkit. i fucking love limp bizkit. before you send me hate mail, just understand that a couple of years ago i decided to open my mind to all music, and if it sounds good, i'll listen to it. i don't boycott bands because of political or personal or whatever reasons. if i don't like something it's cause it doesn't do it for me, not cause it sucks. i hate people that are like that...if they don't like it, it sucks. just cause i don't like listening to the rolling stones doesn't mean they suck.

anyway, limpbizkit's new album fucking rocks and you should own it.

2003-11-17T01:29:00.000-07:00

fuckin what up! first ever post on thedrunkenirishman....

what can i say?

the answer is: lots.

i talk alot. i'm doing this mainly because i have a feeling that the public is just screaming for my witty anecdotes and humorous insights. and the public would be better off if we all just listened to mike once in a while. plus i fucking love internet porn, so i'm gonna post mad links to the good shit.

speaking of porn...

the paris hilton sex tape.

what a load of shit. a complete load of shit. who the fuck shoots porn in the dark?

look, i know porn. trust me. ask jenn. she knows. anyway, i think the paris vid is the first amateur porn i've seen that has that sweet military style night-vision look to it. it doesn't really work for me, but paris is an innovator, and kudos to that.

seriously, though, i fucking love porn. i'm not some fucking shut-in pervy freak who plays the skin flute nonstop. i just love porn. internet porn. dvds. magazines. stick figure drawings. whatever. naked hotties rule.